Everyone who has ordered at my work today can go fuck themselves. I’ve never had a day that I’ve hated everyone who I’ve come in contact with. If I’m doing you a favor bringing you food because you’re to fucking lazy to come pick it up the least you could do is not be an asshole to me and tip me a few dollars.

goodnightmysweet:

“Hey Mom, i found some money in the dryer. Do you know whose it is?
“No i don’t, how much is there?”
“Not much.” 
“Okay then just keep it.”
“Okay, i will.”
jennifersbody:


well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day


There is a GOD
foodopia:

chicken fajita grilled cheese: recipe here